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SloppyLabs

We build weird software — and ship it anyway

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Manifesto

We are a collective of chaos engineers who believe that perfection is the enemy of shipped. Our code is messy, our designs are weird, and our deployments happen at 2am on a Friday. We don't do standups, we don't write documentation, and we certainly don't ask permission. We are SloppyLabs — and we're proudly imperfect.

What we do

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Web Apps

Full-stack applications built at breakneck speed. React, Next, Svelte — whatever ships fastest.

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Automation

If you click it twice, we script it once. Bots, scrapers, pipelines — automated chaos.

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Infrastructure

Docker, CI/CD, self-hosted everything. We eat Terraform configs for breakfast.

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Experiments

AI agents, weird APIs, hardware hacks. If it's interesting, we're building it.

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Open Source

We give back. MIT, Apache, WTFPL — pick a license, any license.

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Consulting

Need help? We'll tell you what's wrong in 10 minutes and bill you for an hour.

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Projects

01 shipped

NTHU Confessions

NTHU Confessions

@nthu_confession · 961 followers

React · Vite · Supabase · Vercel

Anonymous confession platform for NTHU students. Bilingual (EN/中文), moderated submissions, zero tracking.

Vibes

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Mind Blown

this is fine

This Is Fine

deal with it

Deal With It

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Deploy Day

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Hacker Mode

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Team

02 strong

Bradley

Founder / Chaos Engineer

Got a wild idea?

We're always looking for the next chaotic project. Whether it's a web app, a bot, or something that probably shouldn't exist — we're in.

Let's build something →